275+ Funny Murder Puns and Jokes
Here are the 275 Top Murder Puns and Jokes. Just Enjoy. It is further categorised with titles and emojis
- Murder puns
- murder mystery Puns
- murder food puns
- christmas murder puns
- cat murder puns
- murder drones puns
- murder name puns
- murder related puns
- murder love puns
- dramatical murder pins
Murder Puns ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช
- “Killer instincts or just a bad temper?” ๐ก๐ช
- “I’m dying to hear the details.” ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Murder? Thatโs a grave mistake.” โฐ๏ธ๐ฑ
- “Looks like someone got axed from the guest list.” ๐ช๐ช
- “Donโt lose your head over this!” ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ช
- “This partyโs deadโliterally!” ๐๐
- “Iโm stab-solutely shocked!” ๐ฒ๐ช
- “When life gives you lemons, you make murder lemonade.” ๐๐ฉธ
- “No need to slay the messenger.” ๐จ๐ช
- “Murder? Youโve got me on the edge of my seat!” ๐ช๐ช
- “A crime scene is just murder under pressure.” ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
- “It was a stab in the dark!” ๐๐ช
- “Thereโs no smoke without a bloody fire.” ๐ฅ๐ฉธ
- “I guess they were just dying to meet you.” ๐๐
- “Murder? Thatโs cutting it a bit close.” โ๏ธ๐ฌ
- “Someoneโs killing the vibe here!” ๐๐ช
- “This joke is to die for.” ๐๐
- “Murdering this mystery one clue at a time.” ๐๐ฉธ
- “Some mysteries are better left buried.” โฐ๏ธ๐ค
- “Blood is thicker than waterโฆ and harder to clean.” ๐ฉธ๐งฝ
Murder Mystery Puns ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
- “I have my suspicions, but letโs not jump to conclusions.” ๐ง๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “He was framedโliterally!” ๐ผ๏ธ๐ช
- “This case is dead in the water.” ๐ฉธ๐
- “Letโs cut through the mystery, shall we?” โ๏ธ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Iโm on the case like blood on a crime scene.” ๐ฉธ๐ฃ
- “Clue by clue, weโll solve this murder stew.” ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ฒ
- “The plot thickens… like gravy at Thanksgiving.” ๐๐ง
- “The butler did itโwait, wrong mystery!” ๐งน๐
- “This crime is egg-stremely scrambled.” ๐ฅ๐
- “Iโm sleuth-ing for clues, what about you?” ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ง
- “Donโt cry over spilled blood.” ๐ฉธ๐ข
- “This mystery has a lot of layers… like an onion.” ๐ง ๐ช
- “Someoneโs been framed, and itโs not a picture.” ๐ผ๏ธ๐
- “This case is so cold, I need a blanket.” ๐งฃ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “One clue closer to cracking the case.” ๐งฉ๐
- “The trailโs gone cold, but Iโm still warming up.” ๐ฅ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Murder most fowl!” ๐ฆ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “This mystery is ripe for solving, like fruit in a pie!” ๐ฅง๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Iโll solve this puzzle, piece by bloody piece.” ๐งฉ๐ฉธ
- “Letโs not beat around the murder bush.” ๐ณ๐ช
Murder Food Puns ๐ช๐ด
- “Knife to meet youโฆ care for a slice?” ๐ช๐ฐ
- “This steak is rareโฆ just like this murder!” ๐ฅฉ๐
- “Finger food? How appropriate.” โ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
- “Iโm here to kill the buffet!” ๐งโ๐ณ๐ช
- “A real butcher job on that roast, wasnโt it?” ๐๐ฉธ
- “This mystery is cooked up to perfection!” ๐ฒ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Murder and munchies, a killer combo!” ๐๐ช
- “Dinner with a side of death, anyone?” ๐ฝ๏ธ๐
- “This recipe is to die for!” ๐๐ช
- “Killer cuisine, but at what cost?” ๐ฅ๐ฉธ
- “Donโt butcher the meat… or anyone else.” ๐๐ช
- “This salad is a killer mix!” ๐ฅ๐ช
- “Murder with a spoonful of sugar.” ๐ฌ๐ช
- “Cooking up a murder plot, one dish at a time.” ๐ฒ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “No knife needed; this case is already well-done.” ๐ช๐
- “Sliced bread? More like sliced dead!” ๐๐
- “This mystery is cooking on high heat!” ๐ฅ๐ฒ
- “Killer food, or food killer?” ๐๐ช
- “I knew that gravy had a secret ingredient…” ๐๐ฉธ
- “Stabbed in the back… of the kitchen!” ๐ช๐ฝ๏ธ
Christmas Murder Puns ๐๐ช
- “Silent night, deadly night.” ๐๐
- “Sleigh bells… and sleigh kills.” ๐๐ช
- “Have yourself a bloody little Christmas!” ๐๐ฉธ
- “This holiday, murder is on the naughty list.” ๐๐ช
- “Killer under the mistletoe.” ๐ฟ๐ช
- “Itโs the season to be slain!” ๐ถ๐ช
- “Deck the halls with boughs of bodies.” ๐ฟโฐ๏ธ
- “Ho ho homicide!” ๐ ๐ช
- “Merry Slay-mas!” ๐๐ช
- “Killer Santa is coming to town!” ๐ ๐ช
- “Jingle bells, murder tells.” ๐ถ๐ฉธ
- “All I want for Christmas… is a murder mystery!” ๐๐ช
- “Let it slay, let it slay, let it slay!” โ๏ธ๐ช
- “Frosty the hitman is out tonight!” โ๐ช
- “Murder under the Christmas tree.” ๐๐ช
- “The stockings were hung… by a killerโs care.” ๐งฆ๐
- “Tis the season for solving crimes.” ๐ ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Yule be sorry if you donโt solve this murder!” ๐ฅ๐ช
- “A killer wrapped in Christmas cheer!” ๐๐ช
- “The night before Christmas, and all through the house… murder.” ๐ ๐
Cat Murder Puns ๐ฑ๐ช
- “Curiosity killed the catโฆ and the neighbor too!” ๐ฑ๐ช
- “This case is paws-itively deadly.” ๐พ๐
- “A cat-astrophic murder!” ๐ฑ๐ฑ
- “Purr-fect crime or just a hairball of lies?” ๐ฑ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “Looks like the claws are coming out!” ๐พ๐ช
- “This kittyโs got some killer instincts.” ๐ฑ๐ช
- “Meow-der mystery on the prowl.” ๐ฑ๐
- “Kitten around with murder is a dangerous game.” ๐ฑ๐
- “That was a purr-fectly executed crime.” ๐ฑ๐ฏ
- “This is paws-down a cold case.” ๐พ๐ง
- “Claw and order!” ๐พโ๏ธ
- “Feline fine… until someone gets murdered.” ๐ฑ๐ช
- “This case is whiskers away from being solved.” ๐ฑ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
- “A real hiss-terical crime scene.” ๐๐
- “Someone’s scratching their way out of this one!” ๐พ๐ช
- “Kitty claws or killer paws?” ๐พ๐ช
- “A fur-midable foe, indeed.” ๐ฑ๐ฟ
- “This mystery has more twists than a ball of yarn.” ๐งถ๐ฑ
- “Itโs a claws for alarm!” ๐พ๐
- “Meow-tains of evidence point to the cat!” ๐ฑ๐ฉธ
Murder Drones Puns ๐ค๐ช
- “Theyโre armed and dangerousโliterally!” ๐ค๐ช
- “Drone-on-the-loose? Murder is in the air!” ๐ธ๐ฉธ
- “The drone took off… and so did the head.” ๐ค๐งโ๐ฆฒ
- “Looks like this drone really nailed the target.” ๐ฏ๐ช
- “Murder on autopilot.” โ๏ธ๐
- “These drones are killing it!” ๐ค๐ช
- “Flight mode? More like fight mode.” ๐ธ๐ฅ
- “Drones have a killer instinct too!” ๐ค๐ช
- “If looks could kill, this drone wouldnโt need blades.” ๐ค๐
- “These drones really go for the jugular.” ๐ค๐ฉธ
- “Watch your back… thereโs a drone for that.” ๐ธ๐ช
- “These drones arenโt just flyingโtheyโre dying for a mission.” ๐ค๐
- “Who needs a knife when youโve got a propeller?” ๐ธ๐ช
- “Blade-runner or drone-slayer?” ๐ธ๐
- “Murder on the fly!” โ๏ธ๐
- “Looks like a real drone-overkill!” ๐ค๐ฉธ
- “Sky-high murder at the push of a button.” ๐ธ๐ช
- “This drone delivers death, not packages.” ๐ฆ๐ช
- “Murder drones: cutting through the air… and everything else.” โ๏ธ๐ธ
- “Drones can drop more than bombs.” ๐ธ๐
Murder Name Puns ๐ช๐
- “Iโm just dying for a killer nickname.” ๐๐ช
- “Call me โSlashโ for short.” โ๏ธ๐
- “Whatโs in a name? Blood and murder, apparently.” ๐ฉธ๐
- “A killer name for a killer game.” ๐๐ช
- “Better call me โGrimโ… as in reaper.” ๐๐
- “Introducing โSlicerโโyouโll never forget the name.” ๐ช๐
- “This murder scene is named after me!” ๐๐
- “Slay is just a letter away from my name.” ๐๐ช
- “Iโll carve my name into historyโliterally.” โ๏ธ๐ช
- “Call me โThe Silent Killerโ… but I do all the talking.” ๐ค๐ช
- “Deadly by name, deadly by nature.” ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ช
- “My nameโs โChopโโI make heads roll.” ๐งโ๐ฆฒ๐ช
- “Murder has my name written all over it.” ๐๐
- “Name’s Bond… more like Bone Crusher.” ๐๐ถ๏ธ
- “Call me โMurderous MikeโโI make the cut.” ๐ช๐
- “Whatโs my name? Donโt worry, youโll scream it soon.” ๐ฑ๐
- “They call me โThe ReaperโโI deliver death.” ๐๐ช
- “Slice and diceโitโs all in the name.” โ๏ธ๐
- “When they ask for a name, just say โTroubleโ.” ๐๐
- “The nameโs Slash, and Iโm here to cut tiesโpermanently.” ๐ช๐
Murder Related Puns ๐ช๐ฉธ
- “Killing two birds with one stone… or one knife.” ๐๏ธ๐ช
- “Blood is thicker than water… and messier.” ๐ฉธ๐งฝ
- “This murder plot has too many loose ends.” ๐ชข๐ฉธ
- “Iโm not saying itโs murder… but itโs murder.” ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ช
- “Killer instinct or just poor life choices?” ๐ค๐ช
- “A knife in the dark is worth two in the light.” ๐๐ช
- “This case is dead in the water.” ๐๐ฉธ
- “Keep your friends close, and your murder weapons closer.” ๐งโ๐คโ๐ง๐ช
- “Killing me softly… with knives.” ๐ถ๐ช
- “Looks like someone made a grave mistake.” โฐ๏ธ๐ฑ
- “Murder? Thatโs an understatement.” ๐ฉธ๐
- “This crime is nothing short of slay-tastic.” ๐๐ช
- “You canโt spell โmurderโ without โme.โ” ๐๐ช
- “A sharp mind cuts deeper than a sharp knife.” ๐ง ๐ช
- “This is murder in broad daylight… and I love it.” โ๏ธ๐
- “If looks could kill, thereโd be no mystery left.” ๐๐
- “This mysteryโs got me on pins and needles.” ๐๐ช
- “Blood stainsโnatureโs ultimate crime scene tape.” ๐ฉธ๐
- “The suspectโs got blood on their hands, literally.” โ๐ฉธ
- “Murder: Itโs a real cutting-edge profession.” ๐ช๐ผ
Murder Love Puns ๐๐ช
- “Killer looks… literally.” ๐๐ช
- “I love you to death… and beyond.” ๐๐
- “You slay me every time!” ๐๐ช
- “Love at first sight? More like love at first bite.” ๐๐
- “Our love is to die for.” ๐ค๐
- “They stole my heart… and my life.” ๐๐ช
- “Killer kiss… with a deadly twist.” ๐๐ช
- “Death do us part? How about sooner?” ๐๐ช
- “Cupidโs arrows were lethal this time.” ๐น๐๐
- “Fatal attraction has never been this romantic.” ๐ค๐
- “Stabbed in the heartโby love or a knife?” ๐๐ช
- “Love kills… sometimes literally.” ๐๐ฉธ
- “My heart stopped… and so did everything else.” ๐๐
- “This love is murder on my soul.” ๐๐ฉธ
- “When love kills softly, but also painfully.” ๐๐ช
- “Death may do us part, but loveโs got other plans.” ๐๐
- “Youโre the knife to my heart.” ๐ช๐
- “Our love story is a crime of passion.” ๐๐
- “Iโll love you until death… and after.” ๐๐
- “This relationship is killer… in all the wrong ways.” ๐๐ช
Dramatical Murder Pins ๐พ๐ช
- “Dramatic murder: Because normal isnโt exciting enough.” ๐ญ๐ช
- “Itโs all fun and games until someone gets deleted.” ๐๏ธ๐
- “Killing itโone file at a time.” ๐พ๐ช
- “Drama, death, and data overload.” ๐พ๐ช
- “Love, death, and cyber chaos.” ๐๐๐ป
- “Iโm here for the drama, but Iโll stay for the murder.” ๐ญ๐
- “Whatโs a little murder between friends?” ๐ซ๐พ๐ช
- “Caught in a web of lies… and death.” ๐ธ๏ธ๐ช
- “Downloading danger and drama.” ๐พ๐
- “Digital love, physical murder.” ๐๐ช๐ป
- “Virtual reality meets real-world murder.” ๐ป๐
- “In this world, bytes and bodies both drop.” ๐พ๐ฉธ
- “Pixelated murder? Thereโs an app for that.” ๐ฑ๐ช
- “Game over… literally.” ๐ฎ๐
- “When code turns into a killing spree.” ๐ป๐ช
- “This is a reboot… with deadly consequences.” ๐พ๐
- “Murder in the binary code.” ๐ป๐
- “In a digital world, death feels so… real.” ๐พ๐
- “Ctrl+Alt+Delete… murder?” โจ๏ธ๐ช
- “A crash course in killing.” ๐ป๐